- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

every cloud has a silver lining

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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