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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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