what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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