Good job, son.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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