- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Good job, son.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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