- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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