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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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