- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

You are joking right?

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

sadf

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Women's rights.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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