What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So a bar walks into a man...

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

America

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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