- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Yo Mama just died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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