Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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