The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the man die? He was old.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

WNBA

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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