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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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