- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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