- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you call a black man? Rob

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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