Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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