- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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