- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Golf.

Jordan is pregant

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I am a mime

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