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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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