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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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