- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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