- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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