- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roses are red, yup.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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