- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

the WNBA.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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