- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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