How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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