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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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I'm homeless.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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