- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Barack Obama is a good president.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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