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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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