- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Guess what? I like trains.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

my penis

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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