on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

i like turtles

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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