- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

irish man drinking john smiths

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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