what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Take part of what?

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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