- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??