- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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