- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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