- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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