What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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