Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A guy walks into a bar

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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