- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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