How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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