Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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women's rights.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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