is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Chicken

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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