- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A penis walks into a bar..

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

. . I am a whale

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

where's mom I killed her

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Suck pussy

Knock knock.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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