What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

my penis

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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