- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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