What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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