A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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