- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Dwarf Shortage

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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