- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!