Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Roses are flowers.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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