whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Guess what? I like trains.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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