A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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