A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

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