- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

One time i was sitting down

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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