Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Indians

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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