- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

The Charlotte Bobcats

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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