what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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