If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Anti Joke

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