- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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