- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A Duck walks into a bar.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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