wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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womens rights

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hi jonny

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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