- Anti Joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Romans rights.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.