- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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