Whats 1+1? window!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Women's rights.

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