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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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