What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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