Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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