- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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