- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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