- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

My cat just died.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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