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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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