How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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penis in the camel

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hello

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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