Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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