- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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