Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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