What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A man penetrates another man.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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