- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Penis.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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