- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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