A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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