- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

someone called someone else a frog

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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