-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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